Awesome Quotes

To tell the truth I am an avid quote collector, I like them humorous, I like them serious, I even like them a lil disgusting.

I hope you enjoy this collection of quotes.

Quotey Quotes:

• “Love the Life you Live, Live the Life You Love” – Bob Marley
• “i feel like im diagonally parked in a parallel universe”

• “If life is a highway, then im drunk at the wheel”

• “noboby is perfect… im nobody”

• “Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”

• “Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosy, doesn’t try it on.” – Billy Connolly

• “He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man”

• “those who matter, don’t mind and those who mind, dont matter”

• “nothing in this world worth having comes easy”

• “You don’t get to choose how you’re going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you’re going to live. Now.”

• “A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts”

• “War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left”
• “Schizophrenia beats being alone”

• “the day a child realizes that all adults are imperfect, he becomes an adolescent; the day he forgives them, he becomes and adult” – Alden Nowlan
• Procrastination is like masturbation: It feels great at the time but afterwards you realise that you have just fucked yourself
• “Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own” – Carol Burnett
• “Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it’s just an illusion, that people are going to bring their own stuff into it” – David Sedaris
• “If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky?” – Stanislaw J. Lec
• “Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twighlight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.” – Andrew Futral
• “Hope is like the bird who senses the dawn and carefully starts to sing while it is still dark.” – Anonymous
• “The meaning of life is that it ends” – Kafka
• “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night” – Steve Martin
• “Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” — Groucho Marx
• “I’ve always lived by the philosophy that we can’t all like the same things… otherwise life would be very boring” – Me